1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,074 Subtitles downloaded from www.OpenSubtitles.org 2 00:00:06,072 --> 00:00:07,767 FRANKIE: Axl! 3 00:00:08,274 --> 00:00:10,606 Axl, get out of bed now. Now! 4 00:00:10,777 --> 00:00:12,802 - I said now! - Unh! 5 00:00:12,979 --> 00:00:14,970 FRANKIE: Okay, I know this doesn't look good. 6 00:00:15,148 --> 00:00:17,981 But in fairness to me, this wasn't how the morning started. 7 00:00:18,151 --> 00:00:19,516 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 8 00:00:20,353 --> 00:00:23,220 Axl. Honey. Time to get up. 9 00:00:23,390 --> 00:00:24,652 [AXL SIGHS] 10 00:00:26,459 --> 00:00:27,824 Come on, sleepyhead. 11 00:00:27,994 --> 00:00:29,256 [AXL GROANS] 12 00:00:29,429 --> 00:00:30,919 Rise and shine. 13 00:00:32,298 --> 00:00:35,597 Axl, the bus comes in 15 minutes. Let's go. 14 00:00:38,805 --> 00:00:39,999 [AXL GROANS] 15 00:00:40,173 --> 00:00:41,504 FRANKIE: You get the picture. 16 00:00:41,674 --> 00:00:43,471 God. Overreact much? 17 00:00:43,643 --> 00:00:46,441 You missed the bus, and now I have to drive you to school. 18 00:00:46,613 --> 00:00:47,671 Get dressed. 19 00:00:47,847 --> 00:00:49,178 [SIGHS] 20 00:00:51,951 --> 00:00:54,442 And take your plate to the kitchen! 21 00:00:54,621 --> 00:00:59,490 In case you hadn't heard, we had to let the room service go due to the economy. 22 00:00:59,659 --> 00:01:02,651 FRANKIE: Being a parent is a lot like being a cop in a bad part of town. 23 00:01:02,829 --> 00:01:05,662 When you're up against a felon, or in our case, teenager... 24 00:01:05,832 --> 00:01:07,561 ...it's good to know you got backup. 25 00:01:07,767 --> 00:01:10,361 Mike? I have had it with him. 26 00:01:10,537 --> 00:01:13,233 He won't get out of bed, leaves his dirty dishes in the hall. 27 00:01:13,406 --> 00:01:16,136 I ask him to do anything, I get: 28 00:01:16,309 --> 00:01:18,402 Well, he had a game last night. He's probably tired. 29 00:01:18,578 --> 00:01:22,173 Don't make excuses for him. I need you to back me up here, Mike. 30 00:01:22,348 --> 00:01:25,579 Okay, yes, I will do that. I will back you up. Just say the word. 31 00:01:25,785 --> 00:01:27,912 Just say, "Mike, I'm weak. I can't control my child. 32 00:01:28,088 --> 00:01:30,022 I need your supreme parenting skills." 33 00:01:30,790 --> 00:01:32,815 Will you just kick his ass, please? 34 00:01:32,992 --> 00:01:34,687 I'm going in. 35 00:01:38,698 --> 00:01:41,360 Axl, I'm gonna count to three. 36 00:01:41,534 --> 00:01:44,435 One, two... 37 00:01:44,604 --> 00:01:47,198 Hey, buddy. Heck of a game last night. 38 00:01:47,941 --> 00:01:50,432 Anyway, you better get up, get ready for school. 39 00:01:50,610 --> 00:01:52,908 And try not to set off your mom like that, okay? 40 00:01:53,079 --> 00:01:55,912 Don't poke the bear. The bear's stressed out and tired. 41 00:01:56,082 --> 00:01:59,017 And, uh, take this plate to the kitchen for me, will you? 42 00:01:59,185 --> 00:02:00,243 Thanks, pal. 43 00:02:02,522 --> 00:02:04,513 And I mean it. 44 00:02:06,059 --> 00:02:08,050 FRANKIE: So after a stressful morning with Axl... 45 00:02:08,228 --> 00:02:09,752 ...work was almost like a break. 46 00:02:09,929 --> 00:02:12,193 You people are the sorriest bunch of losers... 47 00:02:12,365 --> 00:02:13,923 ...I've ever laid eyes on. 48 00:02:14,100 --> 00:02:15,192 FRANKIE: I said almost. 49 00:02:15,368 --> 00:02:17,199 EHLERT: To reward you for that achievement... 50 00:02:17,370 --> 00:02:19,531 ...anyone who can't sell a car by next week... 51 00:02:19,706 --> 00:02:21,867 ...is gonna find themselves out on the street. 52 00:02:22,041 --> 00:02:24,236 - You're gonna fire us? EHLERT: Forget that. 53 00:02:24,410 --> 00:02:27,470 I'm gonna put you out on the street in that dog suit. 54 00:02:29,782 --> 00:02:31,477 DRIVER: Loser! 55 00:02:34,420 --> 00:02:38,789 Which one of you is gonna be the head and which one is gonna be the tail? 56 00:02:38,958 --> 00:02:42,587 I have asthma, so I have to be up near the mouth. 57 00:02:42,762 --> 00:02:46,425 Now, I wanna hear this sales bell ringing like a trolley car in nancy town. 58 00:02:46,599 --> 00:02:48,499 [RINGS] 59 00:02:48,668 --> 00:02:51,899 Got no room for dead weight around here. 60 00:02:52,071 --> 00:02:53,629 Speaking of which. Frances. 61 00:02:54,807 --> 00:02:55,865 My office. 62 00:02:57,510 --> 00:03:01,776 So, Frances, how would you describe your sales technique? 63 00:03:01,948 --> 00:03:05,907 Well, I try to connect personally with the customer, um... 64 00:03:06,085 --> 00:03:09,577 ...give them honest information about the car they're thinking of buying. 65 00:03:09,756 --> 00:03:12,850 I ought to fire you right now. I don't get it. 66 00:03:13,026 --> 00:03:16,120 I read that women wanna buy cars from other women. 67 00:03:16,296 --> 00:03:19,094 That's why I went against all judgment and hired one. 68 00:03:19,766 --> 00:03:23,862 Now, you got a chance here to carry the torch for all of ladykind... 69 00:03:24,037 --> 00:03:27,029 ...or burn the whole deal down. It's up to you. 70 00:03:27,207 --> 00:03:28,606 [CHUCKLES] 71 00:03:28,775 --> 00:03:32,802 I'm kind of like the Rosa Parks of Ehlert Cars, huh? 72 00:03:32,979 --> 00:03:35,971 Rosa Parks? Don't even get me started on her. 73 00:03:37,350 --> 00:03:41,013 Now, look, you gotta find your game, and quick. 74 00:03:43,189 --> 00:03:47,125 Sounds wrong to put a woman in a dog suit, but... 75 00:03:47,493 --> 00:03:50,724 Ah, hell, it doesn't sound wrong at all. Ha, ha. 76 00:03:56,703 --> 00:03:59,866 - What are you doing? - Making a pyramid out of sugar cubes. 77 00:04:00,039 --> 00:04:01,666 - [WHISPERS] Sugar cubes. - Oh, no. 78 00:04:01,841 --> 00:04:05,402 No. Don't tell me you have a class project due tomorrow. 79 00:04:05,578 --> 00:04:07,637 No, it's not due until next week. 80 00:04:07,814 --> 00:04:09,475 FRANKIE: I know it doesn't seem like much... 81 00:04:09,649 --> 00:04:13,016 ...but this was a milestone in Brick's life, and mine. 82 00:04:13,186 --> 00:04:16,314 He was a full six-and-a-half days ahead of his usual schedule. 83 00:04:17,223 --> 00:04:21,023 A papier-m�ch� Niagara Falls? By morning? 84 00:04:21,194 --> 00:04:22,661 Seriously, Brick? 85 00:04:22,829 --> 00:04:26,390 A Choctaw medicine-man costume by lunch? 86 00:04:28,001 --> 00:04:29,662 [SIGHS] 87 00:04:29,836 --> 00:04:31,667 I'm gonna need some more sugar cubes. 88 00:04:31,838 --> 00:04:35,330 Sugar cubes? You got it. No problem. 89 00:04:35,508 --> 00:04:38,170 Six-and-a-half days? I'll get you a truckload. 90 00:04:38,344 --> 00:04:41,108 Mom? School pictures came today. 91 00:04:41,281 --> 00:04:43,579 FRANKIE: Oh, God, no. Please, no. 92 00:04:43,750 --> 00:04:46,275 I was just on a sugar-cube high and now this. 93 00:04:46,486 --> 00:04:49,580 - I haven't looked yet. - Oh, boy. 94 00:04:49,756 --> 00:04:51,724 Okay, let's do this together. 95 00:04:51,891 --> 00:04:54,121 FRANKIE: Sue has many wonderful qualities... 96 00:04:54,294 --> 00:04:58,128 ...but we've never seen any of them show up on film. 97 00:05:00,266 --> 00:05:01,392 [FRANKIE CLEARS THROAT] 98 00:05:02,902 --> 00:05:05,234 Okay, no biggie. 99 00:05:05,405 --> 00:05:08,806 We just have to go for a retake, right? 100 00:05:09,008 --> 00:05:11,374 But to get a retake, I have to give this one back. 101 00:05:11,544 --> 00:05:14,035 What if the retake picture is worse than this? 102 00:05:14,213 --> 00:05:15,271 I'll be stuck with it. 103 00:05:15,448 --> 00:05:18,975 I think it's worth the risk. And maybe next time... 104 00:05:19,152 --> 00:05:21,484 I know, I know. Just relax and be myself. 105 00:05:21,654 --> 00:05:24,817 No. Remember, we tried that last year, and... 106 00:05:25,325 --> 00:05:28,158 Maybe if you thought of something pleasant... 107 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:31,422 ...like a rainbow or Ashton Kutcher. 108 00:05:32,265 --> 00:05:35,564 There you go. Perfect. Now, can you do that again tomorrow? 109 00:05:36,035 --> 00:05:39,732 No. I'm just gonna hold it till then. 110 00:05:40,273 --> 00:05:42,332 Hey, how was work? How's...? 111 00:05:42,542 --> 00:05:45,943 Oh, no. Is it school picture time again? Damn it. 112 00:05:46,112 --> 00:05:47,841 Why do they do this year after year? 113 00:05:48,047 --> 00:05:51,448 - This kid... FRANKIE: I know. She's having it retaken. 114 00:05:52,452 --> 00:05:55,080 Is that Axl's plate from this morning on the floor? 115 00:05:55,254 --> 00:05:57,779 At least it made it into the kitchen. 116 00:05:58,157 --> 00:05:59,624 Hang on. What are you doing? 117 00:05:59,792 --> 00:06:02,283 I can't get into another battle with him today, Mike. 118 00:06:02,462 --> 00:06:05,693 I am exhausted. You know, picture day and everything. 119 00:06:05,865 --> 00:06:08,959 Nope. You told him to clean up his mess. 120 00:06:09,135 --> 00:06:12,332 I told him to clean up his mess. He's gonna clean up his mess. 121 00:06:14,273 --> 00:06:17,265 [YAWNING] Well, call me if you need backup. 122 00:06:17,443 --> 00:06:19,536 [RAP MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] 123 00:06:19,712 --> 00:06:21,339 [MIKE SIGHS] 124 00:06:21,514 --> 00:06:24,347 - Look what I found. - Oh, hey, thanks, man. 125 00:06:24,517 --> 00:06:27,953 No, you moron. It's the sandwich I told you to throw away this morning. 126 00:06:28,121 --> 00:06:31,181 What were you thinking? Hey, Axl. Look at me. 127 00:06:33,226 --> 00:06:36,821 Look at me and continue looking at me. Better. 128 00:06:36,996 --> 00:06:40,796 - I told you to throw this sandwich away. - You said, "Take it to the kitchen." 129 00:06:40,967 --> 00:06:42,901 - And throw it out. - You didn't say that. 130 00:06:43,102 --> 00:06:46,230 Okay, then let me break it down for you so you won't get confused. 131 00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:49,307 You're gonna take this plate, the one with the sandwich... 132 00:06:49,475 --> 00:06:51,966 ...take it to the kitchen, the room with the sink... 133 00:06:52,145 --> 00:06:56,673 ...and throw the sandwich in the garbage and put the dirty dish in the dishwasher. 134 00:06:56,849 --> 00:06:59,079 And you're going to do this after every meal... 135 00:06:59,252 --> 00:07:02,483 ...for as long as you live in this house. Got it? 136 00:07:03,523 --> 00:07:05,320 Fine, whatever. Yeah. 137 00:07:05,892 --> 00:07:08,861 - Now. - I'll get to it. Chill. 138 00:07:09,028 --> 00:07:11,155 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] 139 00:07:12,198 --> 00:07:15,861 Oh, God. You are always on me. Fine. 140 00:07:16,035 --> 00:07:19,095 On the subject, your Mom and I are sick of your attitude. 141 00:07:19,272 --> 00:07:22,264 From now on, when she asks you to do something, you do it. 142 00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:25,172 FRANKIE: You got to admit, my partner is pretty hot. 143 00:07:25,344 --> 00:07:27,574 Also, you're gonna start earning your keep around here. 144 00:07:27,747 --> 00:07:31,410 Your mom has a whole list of things she wants you to do. Go, Frankie. 145 00:07:32,084 --> 00:07:33,415 Oh, um... 146 00:07:33,586 --> 00:07:36,248 Yes. There's a lot for you to do. Just give me a second. 147 00:07:36,422 --> 00:07:38,185 Um... 148 00:07:38,357 --> 00:07:40,257 Kind of on the spot here. 149 00:07:40,426 --> 00:07:42,758 Whatever she comes up with, do it with a smile. 150 00:07:42,929 --> 00:07:46,387 Rake the leaves. Fold the laundry. Uh, clean the light fixtures... 151 00:07:46,566 --> 00:07:49,558 - Ooh, they're coming now. Uh... - You can't do this. 152 00:07:49,735 --> 00:07:52,226 - You heard your mother. - God, this is so unfair. 153 00:08:02,982 --> 00:08:04,449 And you're gonna fix that too. 154 00:08:05,051 --> 00:08:07,519 No way. No. It was already broken. 155 00:08:07,687 --> 00:08:10,485 Mom has been telling you to fix that hinge for like a month. Right, Mom? 156 00:08:10,656 --> 00:08:12,089 Uh... 157 00:08:12,258 --> 00:08:13,782 I support your father. 158 00:08:14,994 --> 00:08:16,120 Classic. 159 00:08:17,230 --> 00:08:21,826 And this door stays right where it is until you march your butt back and fix it. 160 00:08:23,402 --> 00:08:24,994 FRANKIE: Oh, I forgot to mention... 161 00:08:25,204 --> 00:08:28,401 ...two days a week, the Orson Herald puts out an evening edition. 162 00:08:33,246 --> 00:08:35,976 The next morning, we still didn't have a front door. 163 00:08:37,116 --> 00:08:41,143 And even though folks in Orson, Indiana, brag about never having to lock doors... 164 00:08:41,320 --> 00:08:43,686 ...it's still good to have one to leave unlocked. 165 00:08:43,856 --> 00:08:45,483 What are we gonna do? 166 00:08:45,658 --> 00:08:50,322 Your father says Axl has to put the door back on, and I support your father. 167 00:08:53,432 --> 00:08:54,990 We still don't have a door? 168 00:08:55,167 --> 00:08:57,032 I support your father. 169 00:08:57,236 --> 00:08:58,931 But, Mom. 170 00:08:59,105 --> 00:09:01,835 Oh, shoot. My smile. 171 00:09:02,008 --> 00:09:05,273 FRANKIE: On cop shows, partners back each other up no matter what. 172 00:09:05,444 --> 00:09:10,313 Yeah, we probably shouldn't have made our parenting rules based on cop shows. 173 00:09:10,683 --> 00:09:15,120 Meanwhile, it was amazing what the threat of a dog suit will do to motivate. 174 00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:26,729 FRANKIE: Ow! 175 00:09:26,899 --> 00:09:28,298 Pete Miller. How you doing? 176 00:09:28,467 --> 00:09:29,832 [RINGING] 177 00:09:30,002 --> 00:09:31,128 [LAUGHING] 178 00:09:31,304 --> 00:09:32,464 [IMITATES GUNSHOT] 179 00:09:32,638 --> 00:09:34,162 FRANKIE: I had to find my game and fast. 180 00:09:34,340 --> 00:09:36,808 First, I started out with a tried-and-true classic. 181 00:09:36,976 --> 00:09:39,171 Bob and I teamed up for a little good cop, bad cop. 182 00:09:39,345 --> 00:09:43,839 And I completely agree. I think 15,500 is a very reasonable offer. 183 00:09:44,016 --> 00:09:45,506 FRANKIE: I was the good cop. 184 00:09:45,685 --> 00:09:47,585 Fifteen-five? Are you insane? 185 00:09:48,220 --> 00:09:51,883 That is way too high. What are you trying to do to these poor people? 186 00:09:52,058 --> 00:09:55,027 FRANKIE: And so, apparently, was Bob. 187 00:09:55,194 --> 00:09:58,095 What are you doing? You're supposed to be the bad cop. 188 00:09:58,297 --> 00:10:00,731 No, you're bad cop. You're helping me sell the car. 189 00:10:00,900 --> 00:10:03,767 - No, you're helping me. - Why would I do that? 190 00:10:03,936 --> 00:10:06,200 I spent four years as the birthday rat at Chuck E. Cheese. 191 00:10:06,372 --> 00:10:08,397 I can't go back in a furry head. 192 00:10:08,574 --> 00:10:10,906 [BELL RINGING] 193 00:10:11,077 --> 00:10:13,568 MAN [ON PA]: Attention, all sales personnel. 194 00:10:13,746 --> 00:10:17,045 We are out of sugar cubes in the coffee area. 195 00:10:17,216 --> 00:10:19,377 Plan accordingly. 196 00:10:23,122 --> 00:10:24,749 [SIGHS] 197 00:10:32,765 --> 00:10:35,928 Wow. You must have bought out the entire store. 198 00:10:36,769 --> 00:10:39,738 Sure. Let's go with that. 199 00:10:39,905 --> 00:10:41,930 - Thanks, Mom. - Mm-hm. 200 00:10:42,108 --> 00:10:44,804 Hey. Oh, is that the new picture? 201 00:10:44,977 --> 00:10:46,638 - Well? - Not good. 202 00:10:47,413 --> 00:10:49,438 Now, now. Let me be the... 203 00:10:49,615 --> 00:10:52,140 Oh, yeah. No, that is not good. 204 00:10:52,351 --> 00:10:54,046 What even is that face? 205 00:10:55,588 --> 00:10:58,614 I had a blister in my mouth, and I was feeling it with my tongue. 206 00:10:58,791 --> 00:11:01,851 Why would you do that while he's taking the picture? 207 00:11:02,461 --> 00:11:03,792 I just can't stop. 208 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:08,327 So, what do I do now? I only have one retake left. 209 00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:11,265 I think you gotta double down. 210 00:11:20,146 --> 00:11:21,306 Axl. 211 00:11:21,881 --> 00:11:22,973 Dad? 212 00:11:23,249 --> 00:11:25,479 FRANKIE: Truth be told, I was getting a little worried. 213 00:11:25,651 --> 00:11:28,643 When it comes to being stubborn, Axl and Mike had a history. 214 00:11:28,821 --> 00:11:32,757 Axl, you're too old for a diaper. You're not leaving till you go in the potty. 215 00:11:37,263 --> 00:11:38,855 Fine. I'll wait. 216 00:11:39,031 --> 00:11:40,999 You gotta say please. 217 00:11:41,967 --> 00:11:43,764 Fine. I'll wait. 218 00:11:45,037 --> 00:11:46,766 Please. 219 00:11:47,173 --> 00:11:50,506 FRANKIE: Yep, till now, Mike would always win, but Axl was growing up. 220 00:11:50,676 --> 00:11:53,440 - Fine. I can wait. - I got nothing but time. 221 00:11:53,612 --> 00:11:57,639 FRANKIE: Yes, we knew they both could wait, but could we? 222 00:12:00,886 --> 00:12:04,845 The standoff was looking like a long one, but I had bigger things to worry about. 223 00:12:05,024 --> 00:12:08,255 Over the next few days, I tried every sales trick in the book... 224 00:12:08,427 --> 00:12:09,894 I tried being one of the guys. 225 00:12:10,062 --> 00:12:11,893 Check out the power plant on this baby. 226 00:12:12,064 --> 00:12:16,262 Step on the accelerator, she'll throw you back like a nickel hooker at a truck stop. 227 00:12:16,435 --> 00:12:18,164 [BELL RINGING] 228 00:12:18,337 --> 00:12:19,861 FRANKIE: I tried being one of the girls. 229 00:12:20,039 --> 00:12:22,064 I started my period today. 230 00:12:22,241 --> 00:12:24,835 Men. They're distant, huh? 231 00:12:25,010 --> 00:12:26,568 [RINGING] 232 00:12:28,214 --> 00:12:30,273 FRANKIE: ...while Mike tried every trick in his book. 233 00:12:30,449 --> 00:12:33,543 Axl. No door, no TV. 234 00:12:39,859 --> 00:12:41,554 No door, no phone. 235 00:12:46,265 --> 00:12:49,166 No door, no food. 236 00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:57,906 "No door, no food"? 237 00:12:58,077 --> 00:13:01,376 You're right. That could take weeks. No door, no water. 238 00:13:01,547 --> 00:13:02,980 [AXL SCOFFS] 239 00:13:03,182 --> 00:13:06,049 Mike, seriously, what is your plan here? 240 00:13:06,218 --> 00:13:08,880 Relax. I've got it all under control. 241 00:13:09,054 --> 00:13:11,386 I don't know that you do. What if he never caves? 242 00:13:11,557 --> 00:13:13,889 What if he figures out we have no real power? 243 00:13:14,059 --> 00:13:15,492 What if the sun explodes? 244 00:13:15,694 --> 00:13:18,060 You can worry all day, but it's not gonna happen. 245 00:13:18,230 --> 00:13:20,221 Besides, he's the one that broke the door. 246 00:13:20,399 --> 00:13:22,162 Uh-huh. 247 00:13:22,334 --> 00:13:24,234 Whoa, you think it's not his fault? 248 00:13:24,403 --> 00:13:25,631 FRANKIE: Careful. Careful. 249 00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:27,466 I'm just saying that someone... 250 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:31,508 ...might have been telling someone for three months to replace the hinge. 251 00:13:31,710 --> 00:13:35,476 Look, Frankie, if we let him win, things will never be the same here. 252 00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:37,479 - I know you're tired... - I am not tired. 253 00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:39,481 FRANKIE: Yeah, I'm pretty much always tired. 254 00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:42,519 Okay, you say the word and we will back off. 255 00:13:42,721 --> 00:13:44,655 What is the word? I'll say it right now. 256 00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:48,021 - There's no word. We're not backing off. - Fine. 257 00:13:48,227 --> 00:13:50,195 You are so stubborn. 258 00:13:50,362 --> 00:13:51,920 I'll be at work. 259 00:13:53,933 --> 00:13:56,367 Imagine me slamming the door. 260 00:14:08,247 --> 00:14:09,942 OWEN: Unbelievable. 261 00:14:10,115 --> 00:14:11,446 Still no sugar cubes. 262 00:14:12,384 --> 00:14:13,510 It's weird. Heh. 263 00:14:16,355 --> 00:14:18,619 Ah. Ooh. 264 00:14:18,791 --> 00:14:20,281 Pretty warm in there, huh? 265 00:14:20,459 --> 00:14:25,294 Oh, the heat's not that bad. The stench is what's hard to take. 266 00:14:25,464 --> 00:14:29,730 It smells like a rotting carcass shoved up the butt of a rotting carcass. 267 00:14:29,902 --> 00:14:32,393 So pretty unpleasant, I'm guessing. 268 00:14:32,571 --> 00:14:35,335 On the plus side, the legs are stiff from dried sweat... 269 00:14:35,507 --> 00:14:38,567 ...so you can black out in here and, bam, you're still standing. 270 00:14:43,916 --> 00:14:47,147 Hmm. How about that? You two are just about the same size. 271 00:14:47,319 --> 00:14:49,082 Wow. 272 00:14:55,995 --> 00:14:58,828 FRANKIE: Day seven without a door. Or was it day nine? 273 00:14:58,998 --> 00:15:01,831 I had lost track, and the feeling in my fingertips. 274 00:15:02,001 --> 00:15:03,764 Can I turn up the heat? 275 00:15:03,969 --> 00:15:05,698 Dad says no. 276 00:15:05,871 --> 00:15:08,362 I have to take my picture tomorrow. I'm gonna have a red nose. 277 00:15:08,540 --> 00:15:12,067 I said I support your father, and I support your father. 278 00:15:14,046 --> 00:15:17,038 Oh, Brick. Oh, wow! 279 00:15:17,216 --> 00:15:19,844 You finished it. Oh, it's beautiful. 280 00:15:20,019 --> 00:15:21,748 I am so proud of you. 281 00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:24,048 Thanks. 282 00:15:24,690 --> 00:15:26,385 What are you doing? 283 00:15:26,558 --> 00:15:28,287 That's your school project. 284 00:15:28,494 --> 00:15:31,019 No, it isn't. The pyramid was just for fun. 285 00:15:31,196 --> 00:15:33,130 My project's the state capitol building. 286 00:15:33,299 --> 00:15:35,529 - It's due tomorrow. - What? 287 00:15:35,701 --> 00:15:37,430 I'm gonna need tongue depressors... 288 00:15:37,603 --> 00:15:41,733 ...1500 stir sticks and a giant green Styrofoam ball. 289 00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:47,045 Okay, here's what's gonna happen... 290 00:15:47,413 --> 00:15:50,814 ...we're gonna stick a Hoosier flag on top of this and pray for a C. 291 00:15:52,918 --> 00:15:55,819 If you need me, I'll be sitting on a space heater. 292 00:15:58,657 --> 00:15:59,715 Who the hell are you? 293 00:15:59,892 --> 00:16:02,452 We wanted to talk to you about the kingdom of Jehovah. 294 00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:04,118 There was no door. 295 00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:06,097 Yes, I know. 296 00:16:06,265 --> 00:16:10,167 You know who'd love to talk to you? And please do bring all your pamphlets. 297 00:16:10,336 --> 00:16:12,804 My husband. He's out in the garage. 298 00:16:17,276 --> 00:16:22,737 MAN [ON PA]: Attention, all customers. Half-hour left in our Fall Madness Sale. 299 00:16:22,915 --> 00:16:24,405 Okay, Wayne. What do you think? 300 00:16:24,583 --> 00:16:27,108 I can only offer you this deal for another 30 minutes. 301 00:16:27,286 --> 00:16:28,810 MAN [ON PA]: Attention, all customers. 302 00:16:29,321 --> 00:16:32,688 The Winter Madness Sale starts in 30 minutes. 303 00:16:33,192 --> 00:16:37,060 Yeah, I don't know. I'll have to think about it. 304 00:16:37,696 --> 00:16:40,290 Maybe I'll check back next week. Thanks. 305 00:16:40,466 --> 00:16:42,093 [SIGHS] 306 00:16:42,267 --> 00:16:43,757 [BELL RINGING] 307 00:16:43,936 --> 00:16:45,597 FRANKIE: So that was that. 308 00:16:45,771 --> 00:16:48,831 Bob had made a sale, and I was still the only one left at zero. 309 00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:51,476 I guess we knew who'd be wearing the dog suit. 310 00:16:51,643 --> 00:16:52,701 [MOUTHING] I'm sorry. 311 00:16:56,648 --> 00:16:59,708 Hey. What is that? 312 00:16:59,885 --> 00:17:02,183 You still have mud on your shoes? 313 00:17:02,354 --> 00:17:05,016 I told you to wipe your shoes before you got in the car. 314 00:17:05,190 --> 00:17:07,556 And now look, there's mud all over the floorboard. 315 00:17:07,726 --> 00:17:10,024 I'm sorry. I... I wasn't thinking. 316 00:17:10,195 --> 00:17:13,130 No, you weren't, were you? Now I've gotta clean up the car. 317 00:17:13,298 --> 00:17:15,664 Is that fair? Should I have to clean up your mess? 318 00:17:16,101 --> 00:17:18,831 - No. - I am just so disappointed in you. 319 00:17:19,004 --> 00:17:21,700 - Me? - Yeah. You wasted a lot of my time. 320 00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:25,469 And from everything you told me, this is so typical of you. 321 00:17:25,644 --> 00:17:28,807 Can't decide if you should buy the car, if you wanna go to school. 322 00:17:28,981 --> 00:17:32,314 Can't decide if you should marry Jennifer. And from the picture in your wallet... 323 00:17:32,484 --> 00:17:34,475 ...she is adorable. 324 00:17:34,653 --> 00:17:38,419 You have to grow up and make up your mind. 325 00:17:39,625 --> 00:17:41,752 Okay. I'll take it. 326 00:17:42,661 --> 00:17:44,720 - You'll what, now? - I'll buy the car. 327 00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:47,388 God, you sound like my mother. 328 00:17:47,566 --> 00:17:50,364 FRANKIE: And there it was, my hook. 329 00:17:50,536 --> 00:17:52,697 It had always been right there in front of me. 330 00:17:52,871 --> 00:17:54,930 I'm a mom. All I had to do was tap into it. 331 00:17:55,140 --> 00:17:57,165 [RINGING] 332 00:17:59,244 --> 00:18:01,144 [SQUEALING] 333 00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:12,254 Great news. Guess what I did t...? 334 00:18:14,026 --> 00:18:15,288 Oh, come on. 335 00:18:18,030 --> 00:18:19,588 I sold a car. 336 00:18:22,201 --> 00:18:23,964 [SIGHS] 337 00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:29,532 Well, well, well. 338 00:18:30,375 --> 00:18:32,605 What have we here? 339 00:18:34,246 --> 00:18:36,942 You put the door back on. Good boy. 340 00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:39,243 No, I didn't. 341 00:18:40,686 --> 00:18:42,711 I did it. 342 00:18:43,055 --> 00:18:47,151 You did it? You put the door back, partner? 343 00:18:47,326 --> 00:18:48,918 That's it. It's coming back off. 344 00:18:50,696 --> 00:18:52,994 Don't you dare. 345 00:18:53,198 --> 00:18:55,996 [DRILL WHIRS] 346 00:18:57,503 --> 00:18:59,061 [LAUGHS] 347 00:18:59,238 --> 00:19:02,935 Hey, I think now would be a good time to go do your homework. 348 00:19:03,108 --> 00:19:04,632 [DRILL WHIRS] 349 00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:07,438 Frankie, give me the drill. Come on. Hand it over. 350 00:19:07,613 --> 00:19:09,672 FRANKIE: How did I end up in a standoff with Mike? 351 00:19:09,848 --> 00:19:12,316 We'd always been on the same page when it came to... 352 00:19:12,484 --> 00:19:15,476 Well, just about everything. Except Caddyshack. 353 00:19:15,654 --> 00:19:16,848 [GOPHER CHIRPING ON TV] 354 00:19:17,022 --> 00:19:19,149 [LAUGHING] 355 00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:23,518 [SIGHS] 356 00:19:28,333 --> 00:19:29,664 Thanks for the backup, pal. 357 00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:33,134 Listen, there are all different kinds of backup, Mike. 358 00:19:33,305 --> 00:19:37,639 Like when your partner loses his mind and you step in and knock sense in him. 359 00:19:37,809 --> 00:19:39,800 Remember the time you grew the mustache... 360 00:19:39,978 --> 00:19:42,776 ...and I had to shave it off in your sleep? Backup. 361 00:19:42,948 --> 00:19:46,281 So Axl walks with more of a sense of entitlement than he already had? 362 00:19:46,451 --> 00:19:48,385 We were this close, Frankie. This close. 363 00:19:48,554 --> 00:19:50,613 To getting robbed in our sleep. 364 00:19:50,789 --> 00:19:53,724 Okay, here it is. The last picture. 365 00:19:53,892 --> 00:19:55,120 Oh, hey, the door's back. 366 00:19:56,361 --> 00:19:59,159 I was too nervous to look, but I think it might be okay. 367 00:19:59,331 --> 00:20:02,061 Maybe. I don't know. You look first. 368 00:20:04,836 --> 00:20:06,827 Oh, honey. 369 00:20:07,005 --> 00:20:08,802 It is wonderful. 370 00:20:08,974 --> 00:20:10,168 Really? Honest? 371 00:20:10,776 --> 00:20:13,802 Man, you look beautiful. The third time's a charm. 372 00:20:13,979 --> 00:20:15,970 FRANKIE: And sometimes, without any discussion... 373 00:20:16,148 --> 00:20:18,207 ...you find yourself back on the same page. 374 00:20:18,383 --> 00:20:20,977 Yes. I nailed it. 375 00:20:23,088 --> 00:20:24,214 [DOOR OPENS] 376 00:20:24,389 --> 00:20:27,358 - Oh, my Lord. Ha, ha! - Ha-ha-ha! 377 00:20:27,526 --> 00:20:30,495 I have never seen her make that expression in my life. 378 00:20:30,662 --> 00:20:32,653 What is that? Ha, ha. 379 00:20:32,831 --> 00:20:35,322 - Three tries. She had three tries. - She's consistent. 380 00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:36,933 - Oh. - Oh, Sue. 381 00:20:37,102 --> 00:20:38,569 [BOTH LAUGH] 382 00:20:38,737 --> 00:20:40,602 Hey, I sold a car today. 383 00:20:40,806 --> 00:20:41,830 - You're kidding. - Yeah. 384 00:20:42,007 --> 00:20:43,531 - That's amazing. - I know. 385 00:20:43,709 --> 00:20:47,236 Oh, hey. You're gonna think of an awful punishment for Axl. 386 00:20:47,412 --> 00:20:48,538 An awful one. 387 00:20:48,714 --> 00:20:50,079 I will. I will. 388 00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:53,810 I'm not as brilliant as you, but I will come up with something. 389 00:20:58,690 --> 00:21:01,124 This is totally unfair. 390 00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:06,322 Genius. 391 00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:09,200 FRANKIE: Yep, everything was as it should be. 392 00:21:09,368 --> 00:21:13,566 I had a commission, a door. They even gave me my own desk. 393 00:21:18,910 --> 00:21:22,402 I was Frankie Heck, sales mom. 394 00:21:23,081 --> 00:21:25,572 Look out, world. 395 00:21:36,061 --> 00:21:38,052 [ENGLISH - US - SDH] 396 00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:42,054 Best watched using Open Subtitles MKV Player 397 00:21:42,104 --> 00:21:46,654 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0